[psycho-mocha]

i apologize for not responding for 9 weeks straight it will happen again

[tigerthevampirequeen]

this is my favorite thing in the adventure time comics oh my glob

[roachpatrol]

i want everyone to note that marceline knows what pb’s mouth tastes like

[bourtange]

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

[morthils]

WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution

[todays-xkcd]

When an Ur guy / sells Nanni things / but the copper’s bad, / He simply records his complaint for all time / “I got a bad deal / I’m maaaaad”

My Favorite Things [Explained]

[morticia-n-gomez]

goals

[tiktoks-for-tired-tots]

[evilwizard]

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

TIL a family in Georgia claimed to have passed down a song in an unknown language from the time of their enslavement; scientists identified the song as a genuine West African funeral song in the Mende language that had survived multiple transmissions from mother to daughter over multiple centuries (x)

[ancestralia]

In 1997 Amelia’s daughter, Mary Moran, and other members of the Moran family were invited to Sierra Leone, West Africa, where they were welcomed in Freetown by Sierra Leone’s President and then flown by helicopter to the country’s interior.  There, in the small village of Senehun Ngola, Mary and Bendu Jabati met and sang this song together for the first time.  Years earlier, Bendu’s grandmother had told her that this song, which had been passed down in her village from mother to daughter for centuries, would one day reunite her to long-lost relatives.

In addition to finding out where in Africa her ancestors were abducted into slavery, Mary Moran discovered the meaning of the Mende song: a processional hymn for the final farewell to the spirit, it was sung in Senehun Ngola by women as they prepared the body of a loved one for burial.

(The OP's link leads to a site with a recording of the song sung by both Mary Moran and her mother, Amelia)

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[princette]

I hate how “doesn’t have any friends” is considered a red flag by enough people it keeps already isolated folks even more isolated when “Has many friends but goes through them like napkins” is much more frequently a sign somethings a little off

[princette]

This is especially the case if they talk shit all the time, if they seem to look down on all their past friends, and if they rather vaguely refer to people they used to talk to being crazy or toxic etc etc

[pinene]

google you gotta relax

[a-very-confused-gremlin]